50 Things I'll Never Do

I will NEVER:

1-) Eat my own poop
2-) Live underwater without the proper gear
3-) Obtain an STD
4-) Jump out of an aircraft without a parachute
5-) Be racist
6-) Jump from atop a building
7-) Laugh at other's misery
8-) Hit my mother
9-) Love my real father
10-) Do unto other's as I would dislike them do to me
11-) Be disrespectful towards elders
12-) Be black
13-) Be naked in public
14-) Hate anyone
15-) Seek revenge
16-) Be brutal towards
17-) Commit to bestiality
18-) Unjustly massacre innocent people
19-) Become a nun
20-) Have wings (naturally)
21-) Be a model
22-) Not have brown eyes
23-) Allow myself to become a victim, but a survivor
24-) Be a ballerina
25-) Tolerate hypocrites
26-) Not question something
27-) Stop being weak
28-) Hurt someone intentionally
29-) Give up
30-) Be completely satisfied
31-) Love chemistry
32-) Sell anyone out
33-) Love Sci-Fie's
34-) Live in the 1920's
35-) Marry someone related
36-) Be completely sure of myself
37-) Not have a choice
38-) Kill myself
39-) Sell my soul to the devil
40-) Not save someone if I had a chance
41-) Not be able to forgive
42-) Have a continuous laugh
43-) Be a chonga
45-) Alienate myself completely
46-) Die without a struggle
47-) Have dreads
48-) Bang my head against a pole
49-) Be someone I'm not
50-) Say Never!